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You said the pledge of alligence every day in school.

You know that Bush is not only a plant.

You know you live in america when the first sign your child recognizes on the way home is the McDonalds three blocks away.

You know you live in America when you reap the constant rewards associated with living in a free democratic society.

When people think it's cool to not only SPEAK in ebonics, but to TYPE that way too.

(Proves the problem with the US Educational system.)

*And yes, I'm fully aware of the massive amounts of *thumbs downs* I'll get for this answer. But it was SO worth it.

.....when only men can be drafted and women can't

.....when reverse discrimination is a problem

.....when your country is fighting a war that doesn't seem to be getting anywhere even if it is

.....when some states in the country still have the death penalty

.....when stupid lazy kids get better grades than smart kids who try hard in school because of a little something called No Child Left Behind (Except the smart ones)

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When whatever happens in Los Angeles County is considered of earth-shaking significance - just because it happened in Los Angeles County.

You know you live in America when students cannot write a correct sentence.

you weigh as much as a cow!