Me, and my friends have thoroughly discussed this before, and here is our prediction.
First it would show Jackie Chan in monk robes praying at a temple, and then he would hear a car pull up outside, but he would stay focused, and then Steven Seagal wearing an all black suit, and sunglasses would walk in. Jackie Chan would stand up, and look at him-
Steven: I am here for-
Jackie: I know why you are here.
Jackie would then assume a Tiger style Kung-Fu stance, and Steven Seagal would pop his knuckles, and then charge at Jackie; who would quickly duck right under and go to sweep out the legs, but then would be stopped by a spinning back kick from Steven Seagal. Then once Jackie has flown back he would bounce off the wall and counter kick Steven Seagal, but Steven would only move back 2 inch's.
Jackie: you are more tough then i thought.
Steven: *pops neck*
Jackie: Then i will try harder.
Jackie would then go into a drunken fist stance, and start dishing out some damage on Steven, just pulverizing him into the ground. Until Steven would uppercut him off, and then once he lands Steven would jump up and begin super stomping him into the ground, but then he would stand back, and when Jackie gets up he would remove his sunglasses, and stare right into Jackie's eyes burning his soul, and Jackie would fall to the ground with his brains leaking out his ears, and nose. Then Steven would start to walk up to the Budda statue that Jackie was praying at, but just as he goes to touch it; Chuck Norris would burst right through the wall, and round-house kick Steven into the ceiling, and just as Steven would be falling Chuck would uppercut up with a fist from his beard. Then with Steven dead the statue would break open, and out would emerge BRUCE LEE!!! Then they would stare down, but then rush each-other and round-house kick; hitting each-other at the very same moment: Thus causing a rip in the time space continuum, warping them to another dimension; where everything is black and white, and time does not exist, and their wounds heal within seconds of damage, but they would locked there with no way out until one dies, so we wait for the victor to emerge, and so far it has been 2000 years, but according to the legend the victor will come in December 2012.
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Me, and my friends have thoroughly discussed this before, and here is our prediction.
First it would show Jackie Chan in monk robes praying at a temple, and then he would hear a car pull up outside, but he would stay focused, and then Steven Seagal wearing an all black suit, and sunglasses would walk in. Jackie Chan would stand up, and look at him-
Steven: I am here for-
Jackie: I know why you are here.
Jackie would then assume a Tiger style Kung-Fu stance, and Steven Seagal would pop his knuckles, and then charge at Jackie; who would quickly duck right under and go to sweep out the legs, but then would be stopped by a spinning back kick from Steven Seagal. Then once Jackie has flown back he would bounce off the wall and counter kick Steven Seagal, but Steven would only move back 2 inch's.
Jackie: you are more tough then i thought.
Steven: *pops neck*
Jackie: Then i will try harder.
Jackie would then go into a drunken fist stance, and start dishing out some damage on Steven, just pulverizing him into the ground. Until Steven would uppercut him off, and then once he lands Steven would jump up and begin super stomping him into the ground, but then he would stand back, and when Jackie gets up he would remove his sunglasses, and stare right into Jackie's eyes burning his soul, and Jackie would fall to the ground with his brains leaking out his ears, and nose. Then Steven would start to walk up to the Budda statue that Jackie was praying at, but just as he goes to touch it; Chuck Norris would burst right through the wall, and round-house kick Steven into the ceiling, and just as Steven would be falling Chuck would uppercut up with a fist from his beard. Then with Steven dead the statue would break open, and out would emerge BRUCE LEE!!! Then they would stare down, but then rush each-other and round-house kick; hitting each-other at the very same moment: Thus causing a rip in the time space continuum, warping them to another dimension; where everything is black and white, and time does not exist, and their wounds heal within seconds of damage, but they would locked there with no way out until one dies, so we wait for the victor to emerge, and so far it has been 2000 years, but according to the legend the victor will come in December 2012.
Chuck Norris would beat the other two but Bruce Lee is like Chuck Norris's kryptonite
Chuck is a 70yr old point figher, jackie is a peking opera gymnast, seagal is fat and in big trouble with the law, and LEE is the greatest!
Bruce lee all the way
1. bruce lee
2. jackie chan
3. chuck norris
4. seagal
Bruce Lee is the greatest martial artiest who ever lived he would win by miles
Chuck Norris with his hands and feet tied together with a bag over his head.
Divide by zero.