1. Green light mean GO, yellow light mean speed up, red light mean 'floor de gas an pray nutten eh hit yuh'
2. Only one hand shud be on de steering wheel at all times. De odder shud be used for holdin ah drink, the cell phone, eatin, diggin yuh nose, or (when not in use) just aimlessly hangin out de window.
3. De rearview and side mirrors dey for use as ah 3 way mirror tuh check yuh hair an makeup (yuh know how much **woman** I does see puttin on dey makeup an usin de mirrors)
4. De indicators is of no use tuh you. Just veer off de road wen yuh feel like makin ah turn. De driver in de back shuddah be watchin wey yuh was goin.
5. Stay away from large vehicles pullin trailers an wit de words 'MACK','INTERNATIONAL', 'ERF', KENWORTH, OF PETERBILT on de grille....dey is death on wheels.
6. De speed limit is only ah number yuh had tuh remeber tuh pass yuh regulations.
7. Wen de police pull yuh over, de only way tuh avoid ah strip search an ah ticket is 'Yes', 'No', and 'Officer'
8. Wen yuh drivin at nite, turn on yuh lites on de high beam tuh blind odder drivers comin in de opposite direction....ent dem doin it tuh you?
9. Try an see how fast yuh cud 'drag off' from de lites in yuh B-13 so dah yuh cud say yuh discipline ah Ferrari dah was in de lane nex tuh yuh. Do dis even tho de Ferrari driver eh even notice yuh.
10. Yuh eyes shud be everywhere else, EXCEPT on de road. Dey shud be checkin **woman**, maccoin big car, tryin tuh see who drivin de Benz on side, watchin out for ah watemaelon/corn/doubles vendor.
11. De road only have one lane , an dem lines is only for decoration!
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LOL. Gul yuh know we trini good.
Yuh ever sitting in the passenger seat and marshing brakes hard hard? Or yuh telling de driver to watch out but yuh getting vex when dem telling you the same thing?
Cyah chahhhhhhhh,Ohh lawd, Ashti gul yuh know dem. meh cousin does drive like dat, have every body in d car mashing breaks with he. When i going anywhere with he, i have rules: buckle up, brace yuh foot, hold on to anything that you can reach, SAY YOUR PRAYERS, cause is only GOD does get we to where we going safe. and den tell he ok, he could drive. No matter what he driving, d speedometer does be reading 180 - 200. I see he leave gasparillo 11:00 ah night, stop by the gas station, drive up the highway, stop in curepe by the pharmacy and reach trincity by 11:25. Ah tell yuh is GOD, cause he was flying.
Gul number 10 talking bout d driver who does bring the transport the workers by we. He driving, and checking out every skirt dat pass he, heckling d ooman dem, checking out every body car that pass, and having ah running commentary bout everything on d road, from how tight d pants is, to how she shoulda been home by he.
LMAO!!! Dis funny too bad!!!
Yuh write #6 jus fuh me cause no matter where I driving 80 is my cruising speed. The sad ting is that me eh learn to drive in Trinidad. Just another example of how I's carry meh culture with meh everywhere I go. cyah, cyah, cyah!!!
lol...at number one you better pray hard mi gyal hard hard and yuh better can turn bull buck and duppy conquer!. Mi have to chech mi makeup mi cyann come in a look like huricane just pass mi yuh mad! True true to all the rest lol...lol...thanks for the laugh!
fuh real, yuh real know yuh thing girl!!
doh forget the "bounce meh nah" when a driver tell yuih something!!!
LOL! Gyul you are a mess oui! True talk, true talk! Some of my friends STILL think I drive like I am in Trinidad and dey FRAID when I behind de wheel.
I cyar understand why though.......
lollol girl you is the best!!!! yuh real no d thing yes!!!
LMAO!!!! ah like numba 1
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lmao..daz gud talk!
trinis is rel chubble
LOL so true!!