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I doubt it will damage the paint. Oatmeal has no acidic qualities. I think it will come off with no problems and it was just an annoying but harmless joke.

Hummmm, have you upset someone, thank god it wasn't something else, just wash it and forget it til it happens again then you have a problem.

wash it? Take it to a car wash? That's what I'd do first.

Wash it.

Um.....wash it?

Duh.