OPERATOR:
Neverland 911, what’s the emergency? You are being
kidnapped by pirates? Can you be more specific?
Which pirate is kidnapping you? Well, if he’s limping
on a peg-leg then it’s probably Long John Silver,
but if he has a hook then it’s probably Captain—oh-
He’s got a hook and a pegleg? Oh dear. Please hold.
Neverland 911, what’s the emergency? Being harassed
by mermaids? How dreadful. Please hold. Neverland
911, how can I help you? Trapped in Skull Cave?
The tide is coming in? Oh my! Please hold. Neverland
911, what’s your problem? Your rowboat’s falling apart?
And you’re being attacked by a tick-tocking crocodile?
Oh you poor dear! Please hold. Neverland 911—Hey
Thumbelina! How you doin’ girl? He did?! Why, you
need to dump that Tom Thumb. Uh-huh? Uh-huh? No,
I’m not busy. You tell me all about it!
Serious, sarcastic, sincere, etc...?
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Well, when you say, "Neverland 911, what's the emergency?", say it calm, and as your taking your job very serious. When you are listening to the situation, act like all oh my goodness, and concerned. Then when you say please hold, go back to the voice you use when you answer the phone. When you start talking to Thumbelina, talk all valley girl, preppy, and focus all your attention on her, and forget all about the emergency calls you recieved. Hope I can help! And good luck!!!
Neverland 911 Monologue
Since it is a competition, I would see what sort of monologues have won in past years. Doing a monologue about finding a monologue might be funny, but they might not approve of original monologues. Also the question of length is important as well. Look at past years' winners and see what type of monologues the judges have favored and if you can tell where those monologues came from. That's your best bet!
Not at all. Don't do it.