AUDI - Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
BMW - Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
Bimbette Motor Weapon
Break My Window
BUICK - Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
DODGE - Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
Dead or Dying Gas Eater
Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express
FIAT - Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix it again, Tony!
FORD - First On Recall Day
First On Race Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fault Of R&D
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
Found On Rubbish Dump
GM - General Maintenance
Great Mistake
GMC- Garage Man's Companion
Got A Mechanic Coming?
Update:HONDA - Had One Never Did Again
HYUNDAI - Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive...
MAZDA - Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
OLDSMOBILE - Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
PINTO - put in new transmission often
PONTIAC - poor old Neanderthal thinks its a Cadillac
SAAB - Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sorry Arsed Auto Builders
TOYOTA - Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners
VW - Virtually Worthless
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There good babe!lol
I Got Some
Volvo - Very Old Little Vechile for Oldies
Ferrari - Farthly Expensive, Rich Rambles Are Really Intrested
Porsche - Posh Overpriced Rides So Crap and Hardly Exellent
Hope This Makes You Laugh
Hilarious! My mom drives an 07 Ford Explorer and she told me about some of those sayings. Some of them are true though.
I have wandered in the foot steps of Diogenes from Sinope to the agora in Athens. I am big on tubs, dogs, lanterns and telling authority to get out of my sun. >>>>>>Diogenes of Sinop, called “the Cynic”, “the Dog” (413-323 b. C.), characterized by his way of scoffing at things and men, systematically looked down on every social rule according to this motto: “Living in agreement with nature”. Like a dog, he responded to the call of nature in streets and even on stairs of the Temples. Many times wrathful citizens would beat him up, but Diogenes never mended his ways. His philosophy flourished for several centuries, and eventually Christianity made it fall into disuse.<<<<<<<< For me, the random and blind compliance to orthodoxy, demanded that I become a Lantern Bearer.
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Hahahahahaaaaaa, keep them coming hun, you've got my engine running now lol.
BMW has always meant Big Mormon Wagon in my family. thats because we're mormon, and its a vehicle that you usually see mormons driving.
brilliant, gotta save them
I got a bmw
FORD spelled backwards is "Driver returns on foot"
That could be really smart and funny... but you don't seem to know much about cars.
I think it would be cooler if the acronyms were more relative to the actual vehicle.