Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday :Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a flip about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious,when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of IkeTurner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! There are the rules you must follow:
* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
* After you have slapped the recipient, your"assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your empty brain always messing up stuff!"
* If questioned by a supervisor or police, (if the supervisor is the irritant), you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping, kicking, or spitting....and have a GREAT DAY!
POLL: What are YOU going to smack YOUR Co-Worker with tomorrow?
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A sock full of nickels, Munk.
Proceed slowly, I don't know if you've figured out the office dynamic yet, I'd be a little cautious until I figured out how things run at work. You don't want to shoot your mouth off only to find out one of the people is the rumor spreader and your exploits are all exaggerated by lunchtime.
MAN!!! That REALLY makes me wish you were my co-worker. I could slap you upside with a frozen mackerel.
1 person will get smacked every hr with the damn boxes she keeps leaving for others,on my desk....
with my keyboard i will beat the beotch down, but in a loving way