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Step 1: Cut a hole in a box

Step 2: Put your junk in that box

Step 3: Make her open the box

...and that's the way you do it! Hope this helps.

This is the Yahoo! link to shut it down

https://edit.yahoo.com/config/delete_user?.scrumb=...

there's no way to delete it.

just remove any personal information and abandon it.

it only takes up room on yahoo's server, so it's of no concern to you.