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This is a bit outdated now, but last year...or was it too years ago...I dunno, whenever we had that H1N1 "epidemic", I saw somebody dressed up as the swine flu. They wore PJ's and carried a box of kleenix, as well as pig ears and tails ("swine") and wings ("flu"/"flew") although you'd still have to buy the pig stuff and wings. The only other idea i have, which I think is genius, is Charlie Brown. Most people have seen The Great Pumpkin movie, so if you have an old white sheet, you can cut a bunch of random holes in it so it looks like Charlie Brown's failed ghost costume. Just cross your fingers that you don't get any rocks. Another simple costume is to go as a friend while a friend goes as you, or, if your blonde or can get your hands on a cheap wig, you could go as Barbie. Just wear pink. You could also borrow an old costume from a friend or, if you do any sports or activities (i.e. soccer, ballet, karate) just wear that. Sorry about you not being allowed to go trick-or-treating next year, by the way. That sucks. :( I dont' know why people frown upon teenage trick-or-treaters. Would they rather us be getting drunk or egging people's houses?