(You can list torrent sites)

Pirate bay is the place for torrents, but it has no reliable info about its links. Or is not english subbed or whatever and I end up downloaded crap.

So can SOMEONE post a link on where to go to torrent English Eroge without trouble, and play it and finsh it. Without going through half hour of setting up an account, downloading 2 programs, or having to pay any cash (Im broke so thats why im asking for a torrent)

And please put some personal info about what you post since I will likely not click on something in which I have no idea how to use, so you guys need to hold my hand through this entire thing.