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Yeah, talk to Christ Jesus and see if you can steal it from Him. Because He is the reason for the season.

Don't steal Christmas! People work hard to make that day special, and you would be ruining it for everyone. She was probably kidding, and even if she wasn't, it's the time for being kind and generous and forgiving. Don't ruin the most anticipated day of the year!

Take all the presents, stockings, decorations, and put them under your bed. Or if you really want to be clever put a post it note on everything Christmas related in your home with your name on it. Then when someone touches it or goes near it just say it's yours it even has your name on it!

First order of business: Get a dog named Max.

Well I believe you need a green hairy suit and a dog with antlers strapped onto it's head.

you need a gps