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Are you really so bored that you come on Yahoo Answers and ask if Santa Claus is a paedophile?

He is a happily married man. Not to mention he only lets kids sit on his lap once a year! The rest of the time he is partying it up at the North Pole.

not really, he likes to break into people's homes and eat their cookies and milk, the correct word for that - im not too sure, a thief?

I personally don't find this amusing. You have very poor taste and judgement.

he sees you when your sleeping! thats pretty scary!

by the way.. you sound like a non believer

Nah :D