If you do, here are some excellent ways to get them all to yourself:
(for guys this is only for number 2)
1) Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor,"May I borrow a highlighter?"
2)Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
3)Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise
4)Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5)Drop a marble on the floor and say, "Oh No!! My glass eye!!"
6)Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
7)Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,"Whoa!" Easy boy !!"
Update:8)Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your "Cross-Dressors Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visiable the adjacent stall.
9) Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
I need a number 10! please submit ideas!
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rotflmoa..Here are some I thought of: I just did my own list of 10..enjoy!
1. **Oh, sh*t I didn't make it again..that darn diarrhea..oh and that color
2. **teach your kids to look under the stalls and encourage them with praise to do so
3. **say "now where did pa put that corn cob..I don't see it in my purse..now what?"
4. **strain and grunt a lot
5. **say did you know I read you can catch herpes and all kinds of parasites from using public toilets to noone in particular
6. critique the farts and classify them
7. *OMG--there's worms in these stools..on man..I never seen anything like that..hey, I'll have this stall empty in a minute.
8. ** same as number 7 but add "do you want to look at these suckers?"
9. **just steal all the toilet paper
10. **smear some dog doo on the handles of the stlls..that should definitely work
Thanks for the post it was fun..well, off to try some of these.
I've read this one somewhere.
Put some chocolate syrup on your hands while inside a stall then put your hands under the next stall ask for more toilet paper
After peeking on the bottom, maybe do so over the top, so they'd feel doubly insecure. But I suppose one would have to weigh all of these efforts vs. the reward of getting room all to one's self.
Also, if it was a big guy who didn't have much of a sense of humor it could get unpleasant.
u'v posted quite a few things today, all of which r rather funny :) and have kept me well amused lol
make a loads of farting sounds, screaming 'oh jesus' etc in between, and an 'oh lord' at the end for effect
then:
get a bar of chocolate, rub it in ur hands so its slightly melted, then smear it over the walls and toilet seat. then wen u leave, sigh 'oh dear look wat mess iv made and leave
Top marks - especially the cantaloupe - I`m off to the greengrocer right now!
Oh my gosh, where do yo come up with this stuff, you are hysterical. How 'bout getting your foot wet when you flush and say, "Wow, I really had to go."
This is so funny.
9)Bring velcro making sounds with it and ask the person next to you if they wet themselves too.
if your a guy, say "oh, thanks goodness I am not pregnant". Ask the guy in the next stall for a tampon.
real cute avatar and name , how are Tim and Jill doing?
10) oh man, and the doctor said the sex change surgery would have no ill affects
funny