When I walk down the street I get this big surge of attention from women and it concerns me. They throw themselves at me and I can ever seem to understand why. How do I cope with this misfortune that I never knew was forced upon me.
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I'm sorry, you were cursed with being the sexiest, most sought after man ever. You poor thing. You could always shave your head and wear dresses, to draw attention from your ruggedly sexy bod, but you cannot do a whole lot.
I HAVE THAT SAME PROBLEM! Women walk up to me with $20 and $50 bills in their hands....and stick the money down in the front of my pants....while they cop a feel of my wanker. Then they faint and pass out at my feet, blowing kisses at me! Then I wake up, great dream but no money in my shorts! HA! You need to join the same therapy I am a member of. The E.S.A. Extreme Sexiness Anonymous group.
Well in an episode of "30 Rock", Liz Lemon was dating this guy (played by Jon Hamm) and one day she noticed how everyone treated him differently than anyone else such as getting out of a meter ticket, Ralph Lauren gave him his card to be a model, how every girl he dated said he was a great cook (he wasn't), and every great fortune he received was because he was a natural good-lucking guy. But her boss, Jack Donaghy, told her to let her boyfriend enjoy his blissful ignorance because eventually his handsomeness will run out.
I have to admit It's going to be VERYYY hard but you will get through it. Dont give up on yourself and dont feel bad, its not you, its them. I'm sorry you have to live like this, the sooner you understand thats just who you are the better. I really hope women stop throwing themselfs at you. Goodluck man.
Start dressing like a girl and wear makeup.
But in all seriousness u can't overcome it,it's just something you're born with.
Dream on bud
Your funny.
Seriously.
You should be a comedian.
don't wear axe lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgfzdgWgEZ4
Maybe your gay.