*forrest gump accent* Sometimes in Alabama I would pray before I cooked. Good lord it was a lot to cook. So i prayed I ain't gonna burn the house day with my mad cooking skills. And you know what? I did. I burned my house down, because God doesn't like me.
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I made Minestrone soup tonight.
I cooked with "hey, what do I do with all these friggin left-over vegetables in my fridge" in mind.
Yeah you can pray.
*forrest gump accent* Sometimes in Alabama I would pray before I cooked. Good lord it was a lot to cook. So i prayed I ain't gonna burn the house day with my mad cooking skills. And you know what? I did. I burned my house down, because God doesn't like me.
Step 1. Rip out heart.
Step 2, toss in a deep fryer.
Step 3. Wait for about 10 minutes.
Step 4 Enjoy
Depends. My pasta sauce is usually delicious but if you ask me to make an apple pie, the results would probably be disastrous.
You're suppose to cook with human poop.
Ezekiel 4:12
Sorry, I don't see the connection between religion and cooking.
Terribly. Looks like it's ramen again tonight.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zN6mEQ8m9A
with an oven
with sugar, sugar makes everything better.