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- (sons estranhos) I'm bored!

- wow... wow, where am I?

- hey apple, you're back!

- what?

- hey apple, where've you been?

- are you talking to me?

- hey apple!

- I'm not an apple.

- hey! hey, apple!

- hey, i'm not an apple.

- yeah you are. you're red, so you're an apple.

- no, no, no, no.. you see, i'm a tomato.

- tomato?! you look like an apple.

- oh no no no, i'm a fruit like an apple, but, i'm not an apple.

- what? no you're not. you're a vegetable.

- well, that's a common misconception, but a tomato like myself...

- hey, hey apple! can you spit seeds?

- what?

- like this!

- what the hell is wrong with you?

- i'm an orange.

- don't never do that to a tomato. don't you know how easily I bruise?

- you're a toe-may-toe

- it's to-ma-to

- toe-may-toe!

- to-ma-to! tomato.it's not hard.

- yeah, you're a vegetable.

- fruit! i'm a fruit!

- ahn ahn, you can't be a fruit and a vegetable

- i know! i'm not! i'm a fruit. tomatoes are fruits.

- no, you're not. you're a vegetable. like a pumpkin

- pumpkins are fruit too, ... (n entendi)

- yeah.. and elephants are microwaves! hahahaha

- I hate oranges!

- you're an apple

- i'm a tomato.

- apple!

- tomato!

- apple!

- tomato!

- apple!

- tomato!

- blender.

- huh? whoa! hey, ouch!

- wow!

- hey, hey buddy don't, no... don't press the button!

- what does that button do?

- please, don't press the button!

- tomato are you okay? wow, you're juicy. you're a fruit and you're being a real jam. hahahahaah

- hey tomato! good to see ya! I was hoping we could catch up. hahahaha get it? ketchup! hahahaha why aren't you laughing?

é irritante mesmo,por que eita vídeo chato

[Laranja fazendo sons esquisitos com a boca]

[Laranja resmungando]

What a bore!

-Wow, wow where am I?

[Rápida inspiração de surpresa da Laranja]

-Hey, Apple! You're back!

-What?

-Hey, Apple Where you been?

-Are you talking me?

-Hey, Apple!

-I'm not an apple

-Hey, hey, apple!

-Hey, I'm (Tomate gagueja o I) not an apple

-Yeah you are, yo're red, so you're a apple

-No, no, no, no, no... See, I'm a tomato

-A tomato?! You look like an apple!

-Ah, no, no, no... I'm (Tomate gagueja no I) a fruit like an apple, but I'm not an apple

-What! You're not! You're a vegetable.

-Well, that's a common misconception but like myself...

(O Tomate é interrompido pela Laranja)

-Hey

-I'm a (Rapidamente o Tomate tenta continuar mas gagueja e perde pra Laranja)

-Hey Apple! (A Laranja continua) Can you spit seeds?

-What?

-Like this! (A Laranja escarra uma semente, a cospe e a semente caindo e batendo no Tomate faz um som peculiar)

-Ow!

(A Laranja dá sua risada clássica)

-What the heck is wrong with you?!

-(Risada de novo) I'm an orange!

-Do never do that to a tomato! Don't you know how easily I bruise?

-You're a toe-may-toe!

-Yes tomato

-Toe-may-toe!

-To-ma-to. Tomato! It's not hard!

-Yeah, you're a vegetable

-Fruit! I'm a fruit!

-Anh, Ahn! You can't be a fruit and a vegetable

-I know! I'm not! I'm a fruit!

Tomatos are fruits!

-You're not! You're a vegetable!

Like a pumpkin

-Pumpkins are fruits too, you moron!

Yeah... (Rindo) and elephants are microwaves!

(Risada da Laranja de novo e resmundo de raiva do Tomate)

-I hate oranges!

-You're a apple!

-I'm a tomato!

-Apple!

-Tomato!

-Apple!

-Tomato!

-Apple!

-Tomato!

-Blender!

-Huh?, Whoa!, Hey! Ow!

-Wow!

Hey, hey buddy! No...! Don't press that button! Don't press the button! (O Tomate desesperado fala intensamente rápido)

-What does that button do? (A laranja fala um pouco rápido)

-Please, don't press that button! (Muito rápido antes de ser triturado) [O Tomate dá um grito enquanto é triturado)

-Huh! (A Laranja se assusta)

Tomato, you're ok?

Ow, you're juicy?

You're a fruit and you're becoming a real jam!

(Risada)

Ow, Ouch!

(Risada de novo)

Hey, Tomato!

Good to see ya!

I was hoping we can catch up!

(Risada)

Get it? Ketchup...

(Risada)

-(Olhar furioso enquanto em formato de geléia)

-Why aren't you laughing?

I'm bored

Wow, where am I?

Hey apple, you're back!

What?

Hey apple, where have you been?

Are you talking to me?

Hey apple!

I'm not an apple.

Hey, hey apple!

I'm not an apple.

Yeah, you're! You're red, so you're an apple.

Nonononono, you see, I'm a tomato.

A tomato? You look like an apple.

Nonono, I'm a fruit like an apple, but I'm not an apple.

What? No, you're not! You're a vegetable!

Well, that's a common misconception, but a tomato like myself...

Hey! He apple, can you spit seeds?

What?

Like this!

OUCH, what the heck is wrong with you?

I'm an orange!

Don't ever do that to a tomato! Don't you know how easily I bruise?

You are a toe-may-toe.

It's tomato.

Toe-may-toe.

To-ma-to. Tomato! It's not hard.

Yeah, you're a vegetable.

Fruit! I'm a fruit!

AHN-AHN, you can't be a fruit AND a vegetable.

I know! I'm not! I'm a fruit! Tomatoes are fruits!

No, you're not! You're a vegetable, like a pumpkin!

Pumpkins are fruits too, you moron!

Yeah, and elephants are microwaves!

I hate oranges!

You're an apple.

I'm a tomato.

Apple!

Tomato!

Apple!

Tomato!

Apple!

Tomato!

Blender.

HU?

Hey buddy, don't, no, don't press that button! Don't press! Don't press!

What does that button do?

Tomato are you OK? Ow, you're juicy. If you were a fruit, you'd be in a real jam.

Hey tomato! Good to see ya! I was hoping we could catch up! HAHAHA! Get it? CATCHUP! Why aren't you laughing?

i don't speak english !

bom mas eu vou te dar uma dica o video num ja vem legendado!?

então você vai aum tradutor do google como ''michelis'' um dicionario que tem a aversão portugues e ingles e virse versa e procura as palavras do video

ai vai mdar certo boa sorte!