Yesterday, I was watching TV when all of a sudden, my dog started yelping and he went into the corner. I was so scared, I didn't know what to do. I started to hear a lot of weird noises, and 5 minutes later, a donkey walked out of the corner and started jacking off on my leather recliner. I don't know what to do. Should I call 911, the Vet, the pizza guy I DON'T KNOW