I never hide farts,I get creative with them. Through many years of practice,I can press against my ********* in certain places while cutting loose with a monster methane burst and play various tunes like "Dixie","God save the queen" and the entire score from "West Side Story". Also upon request I can play "Niggerhating me" by Johnny Rebel and "She left me for a N igger" by David Allen Coe.
Hide a fart? That's un-natural. Heck - I celebrate farts. This is the age of diversity, cultural awareness and tolerance. By farting as loud and as obnoxiously (or noxiously) as I can I am expressing myself. People need to be aware of my chili and cabbage religion, my need to express my individuality and my desire to express myself. If I have to tolerate "press 1 for English" when I call my bank and rap music, the religion of peace that wants to chop me head off, then I gues it's only fair that everyone else should have to accept, tolerate and enjoy my assmusic as my expression of freedom and culture.
If you are the type to fart alot with other people around, carry a small air freshener spray in your bag. Whenever you are about to let one out, fish out your atomiser and spray inconspicuously with your hand behind your back. Lol!!!
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I never hide farts,I get creative with them. Through many years of practice,I can press against my ********* in certain places while cutting loose with a monster methane burst and play various tunes like "Dixie","God save the queen" and the entire score from "West Side Story". Also upon request I can play "Niggerhating me" by Johnny Rebel and "She left me for a N igger" by David Allen Coe.
Hide a fart? That's un-natural. Heck - I celebrate farts. This is the age of diversity, cultural awareness and tolerance. By farting as loud and as obnoxiously (or noxiously) as I can I am expressing myself. People need to be aware of my chili and cabbage religion, my need to express my individuality and my desire to express myself. If I have to tolerate "press 1 for English" when I call my bank and rap music, the religion of peace that wants to chop me head off, then I gues it's only fair that everyone else should have to accept, tolerate and enjoy my assmusic as my expression of freedom and culture.
I just let 'em rip.
If you are the type to fart alot with other people around, carry a small air freshener spray in your bag. Whenever you are about to let one out, fish out your atomiser and spray inconspicuously with your hand behind your back. Lol!!!
I dont not know but every time I goes into a room everyone say who farted I dont no if it be me or what.
Look very sternly at the person next to me!
I sit on my hands when i fart, then i smell my hands..word
I say, "Watch out for the spider ... here lets move over here"
If I know them they understand when I instantly say, "Spiders - quick run."
just let it loose and try to light it up with a lighter.
Try holding it!
Pull the fire alarm.