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First instincts are always good..Do what you wanted but with a twist.

For Example:

Make an odd shaped semi standing heart vase. Put a finger hole towards the top create a cube and color it differently that fits in the hole.

or

Make an upside down heart have the top ( which is the bottom of the heart ) open like fish lips. Insert a series of pencil sized holes around the top. Present it to her with fresh or silk flowers she can later use it for a pencil holder.

And a note like...

We may be a round hole with a square peg but somehow we fit.

I love you from the bottom of my heart.

The fact that it has to be a bottle sure makes it a challenge. Maybe a streamlined, abstract version of her favorite animal or bird?

Or a beautiful bottle for making an oil diffuser, glazed in a couple of her favorite colors -- you know, those bottles that hold a nice scented oil that soaks up into little reeds. Like this:

http://reeddiffusers.org/

Is that right Playboy?

Make a tea pot!!! I love tea.

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