Okay, there has been a snowman following me for some time now. I've done the whole restraining order thing (it was denied), the police won't take me seriously, yadda, yadda, yadda. I finally had enough and lured the snowman into my garage where I trapped him and attacked him with a hair dryer and melted him. I mopped up the water, ground up the tree branch arms, threw out the corn cob pipe and put his hat and scarf in my closet. I don't think they can pin anything on me, but just in case some crazy forensics thing traces this back to me, can they charge me? Is melting a snowman considered murder? If so, was I justified in claiming self defense? It was a super creepy snowman and he had it coming.