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Scientifically speaking democrats and busy aren't compatible

Or you could just ask them what's 1 plus 1?

Give 'em a bag of M&Ms and ask 'em to alphabetize the contents.

Give them their food stamp card

So much for "civil discourse"...

Well hardy freaking har!

tell him there are illegals who haven't been registered to vote yet and send him to Minnesota

I think you meant to say "Walker supporter"