theres hair growing down there

and im getting this thing on my lip

my secratarys and govermental avisors tell me its called a "mustahe"

i think thats french

anyway

they told me to shave it before i go in front of the country

but the blade is scary

and every time i see the blade i peee my hanna montana pjs

i dont wanaa embarrass myself espaically since

barack obabmas gonna take over my position