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Good question let's see if we can figure it out.

1) he rewards good kids and gives coal to bad kids - GOP rewards and encourages success, and allows for the use of coal.

2) he makes and distributes the toys without asking for gov handouts or tax payer money Sounds like GOP.

3) he is based on St Nicholas who is catholic and therefor pro-life so more likely GOP

4) he employs hundreds of elves so he is a businessman creating jobs, again GOP

5) I can't image him being pro slavery or anti civil rights like the democratic party was, thank god the dems have changed. Or have they? Dem's now want to steal from the productive class and give to the unproductive class creating a similar dependency and relationship as master and slave with the enriched ruling class.

Nope Santa must be GOP, in fact I can't imagine anyone with any logic or morality wanting to have anything to do with the current democratic leadership.

1. "he started a business from the ground up without financing", actually he just took credit for the jobs that parents were already doing. He also associated it with a religious holiday that had nothing to do with him (jesus never gave out gifts), so he is like a GOPer, using religion to sell his crap.

2. "employs many workers without discriminatory hiring practices". He only hires elves (very discriminatory) and he doesn't actually hire them, they're slaves. There's no free market in the North Pole, he doesn't have a form of currency he uses. He makes them work or tosses them out onto the frozen tundra to die.

3. "never asks for bailouts". What do you think the Milk and cookies are for? Like I said earlier, there is no money in the NP, so he collects up all the goodies that are left for him and that's how he survives. He takes a little bit from a lot of people to survive.

4. He doesn't "encourage" overtime, he forces it and of course he has little turnover, what else is an elf going to do?

Santa sounds like George Soros or Richard Branson.

The Grinch sounds like Rudy Guiliani

Santa is very generous, loving and honest. He shares with others and does a good job at managing a huge operation, must be a democrat.

Santa is spreading cheer and gifts. Socialist.

He's gives gifts based on wish list, not on merits. Liberal.

He does not make profits for his investors. Hmmm... he probably don't have investors and does not work for -profit. Obviously a democrat.

He rides slides, not SUV. He might be an environmentalist.

He is overweight and does not follow diet. Very likely he is denied health insurance because of pre-existing condition. Gosh, he is a burden on taxpayers!

He is a member of the Green Party cause the polar ice caps are melting. He voted for Nader the last three elections. Before that he voted for Perot twice.Perot was one of his elves before he ran for president.

Actually I don't really think it is a business because he doesn't make money from giving out toys. It is more like a charity. Sounds like a socialist, uh oh, now Americans have to hate Santa too.

Santa is a saint

He does not choose sides

Republican because he believes in giving to the poor. Republicans, contrary to some views, are very charitable. They just don't beleive in being forced to give through the government, where God knows where the taxes go.

Well, he provides others with jobs and works really hard to provide for others, and he cares about children. he's a republican.

If he sat on his @ss and demanded things from others without actually doing a damn thing to get them, he'd be a democrat.