My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her.
> She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365.
> Her meals are provided at no cost to her.
> She visits the Dr. once a year for her checkup, and again during the
> year if any medical needs arise.
> For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her.
> She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she
> needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep.
> If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
> She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these
> accommodations absolutely free.
> She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
> All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living
> every day.
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My dog hunts so no free meal for him, he is a Republican, your dog isn't named Nancy is it?
If you can walk her normally down the street, she's a Conservative.
If you have to shave her rear end and walk her down the street backwards, she's a Liberal.
Answer: Your dog sounds more like an Independent than either of the other choices.
Good heavens man - why are you not diligently at work right now taking care of yourself and your family?
I'm a Democrat who has never had a hand-up or hand-out from anyone. I own 4 successful businesses, and work every day. I don't have the time to ask questions like these - but you apparently do.
Why is that?
Sounds like a Democrat to me. If she were a male and humped your leg I'd know for sure.
Meanwhile I bet she makes her messes on your property so she can be sure YOU are taking care of the environment she is ruining.
Sounds like a classic Liberal to me. Has the dog peed on your leg yet? That will verify it for sure
Does she squirt out a large number of puppies that also get everything free? If yes then she a democrat
Is your dog name Nancy Pelosi?
Your dog is Paris Hilton.
If your dog wants you to wipe her Butt after going..then she's definitely a democrat
Attention seeking trolls have dogs?