If a conservative doesn’t like guns, they don’t buy one. If a liberal doesn’t like guns, then no one should have one.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, they don’t eat meat. If a liberal is, they want to ban all meat products for everyone.
If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
If a conservative is homosexual, they quietly enjoy their life. If a liberal is homosexual, they loudly demand legislated respect.
If a black man or Hispanic is conservative, they see themselves as independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonder s who is going to take care of him.
If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, h e switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church. A liberal wants any mention of God or religion silenced.
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal demands that his neighbors pay for his.
Update:mopar mike - since when are conservatives cowards??
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Amen!!!
Haha, I love all the answers you're getting from people who just pay NO attention!
All conservatives need guns because we are cowards at heart. Liberals want their children to be able to grow up in a safe world.
No conservatives are vegetarians because we all love to slurp the meat. Liberals want to make sure that the meat on the market is safe for their children.
Conservatives are cowards by nature so when we perceive a threat we sneak up behind and attack. Liberals try to talk to people and avoid wars to protect their children.
All conservatives are closet homosexuals but live in shame so we want the government to tell people it's wrong. Liberals see homosexuals as people and want to make sure that everyone has the same rights and protections under the law.
If a black man or hispanic man is conservative he is considered uneducated and pitied. Their liberal counterparts want equal rights for all Americans.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to get disability benefits and welfare. A liberal goes out and takes any job they can find to support their children.
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host they try to murder them. Liberals just don't pay attention to them.
If a conservative is a non-believer he is driven from the party. Liberals live life according to most religious philosophy's.
If a conservative decides he needs health care he goes to the ER at the county hospital then never pays the bill. A liberal demands that everyone has access to health insurance and is required to provide for themselves.
Hope that clears it up for you
God Bless
I hate stupid dichotomies like this but this is too pathetic to ignore.
Guns: People kill with them, thus no one should have one, thus ending the gun violence. Logic.
Meat: Really? They want to ban meat products? Maybe PETA, but PETA is a very small demographic of liberals.
Foreign Threat: Surrender gracefully? If you call diplomatic relations, surrender, or ending a useless, bloody war "surrendering and looking good," then sure.
Homosexual: That's because the conservatives have banned it due to their contempt for gay marriage.
Minorities: So only liberal minorities receive/care about racism and prejudice? BS
Welfare: Wrong, a liberal looks to how he can take care of others.
Freedom of Press: Conservatives switch the channel? Have you not heard the malicious attacks on Letterman or MSNBC? This is a joke.
Religion: "not going to church," is not enough to practice non-believing if religion is being shoved down one's throat in daily life.
Health Care: How about the people that can't afford it or are unemployed? Liberals aren't demanding for you to pay for their own, they are asking you to pay for those that can't provide themselves.
I'll agree with this 100%
If you look at all the past Democrats in office, they have not so much of a great rep.
JFK got assassinated
Jimmy Carter was a peanut farmer
Bill Clinton got impeached for getting oral sex
Really it's sad, I wish they had someone to look up to. Obama will just be worse then Clinton since he will be deemed as "Socialist"
Conservatives seem to have more common sense, they are more in touch with reality, and are independent thinkers.
Liberals live in a world of delusion, hypocrisy and think as a group rather then being independent thinkers.
It's human nature to argue with each other.
When has a liberal ever tried to ban meat?
Grow up.
EDIT: They want to take "Under God" out of the pledge because the under the constitution we are a secular nation with a clear separation between church and state. That should be obvious.
I love it...dead on!!
Kevin B...conservatives didn't make Gay marriage illegal...It has been illegal since the beginning on the nation...The Liberals want to CHANGE the constitution to make it legal. The Libs want to REDEFINE the definition of marriage.
Without agreeing with the Obamacare and far from being liberal myself, I ask you this:
How would a conservative that lost his/her job and has a long term medical condition get healthcare when he/she can't find a job because of the current situation in the country?
Never forget that 70 % of the people filing bankruptcy, did it because of their medical bills.
No, I don't agree. I've never heard of any liberal who wanted to ban all meat products, silence God, have anyone pay for their health insurance or surrender gracefully. Most of your other examples are composed of tired stereotypes and rhetoric that weren't even accurate when they were first propagated. I'm wondering where you are getting these wildly inaccurate ideas. For one simple example, the health care reform liberals support does not require any neighbor to pay for any other neighbor. Quite the contrary. So perhaps you might want to listen to or watch a wider variety of media sources.
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"Silencing God" (which cannot be done, by the very nature of who God is) is not the same as taking words out of the pledge of allegiance. And yes, some people still believe in the separation of church and state. Obviously when you are in church you can talk all you want about God and praise Him all you want. But some parents who are not Christian or do not believe in God don't think it's right to force their children to say those words in a publicly funded school. Even if you disagree with them, you should be able to see their point. How would you like your kids of the future to have to say "under Allah"?
I'm going to assume that you are very young and so I am cutting you slack for your naivete. I too repeated my parents' and others' beliefs when I was your age because I didn't know any better. Now, however, we have the internet and more valid sites on which to do research.